Who would you whip with a wet noodle??

That is a question of frustration and anger sometimes met with real anguish...Who WOULD you whip with a wet noodle. At this time, I would whip myself, not as a Sado-macishistic means but as in whipping myself into doing the things I promised loooong ago I would do. Reading my scriptures, going to church, losing weight to name a few.

I would also whip my husband, to get him to listen to me when I am drawn out into an explaination of something he has absolutely no interest in. I would then hug him to show I appreciate the care and love he shows and his extreme patience with my crazy personality.

I would also whip my cat for using the household furniture as her respite of daily toiletries, which has gotten her banned to the outside world, only to be loved and adored at a safe location on the front porch. I would whip my poor dog until the excess hair was off her tail feathers and the dirt and grime fell from her coat.

Since I am using a wet noodle, none of this abuse will be considered real or of vicious nature. It would only serve to remind me of the wonderful things I have and my considerate use of noodles and other abusive products.